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November 2012

Bad Driver

Yesterday I caused a bit of a kerfuffle when I drove down a one way street the wrong way and into the path of a bus. I’m pretty good at making a spectacle of myself and true to form it was a cracker of an exhibition. The bus driver stuck …

Running Hag

Last sunday I ran my first 10k race and words cannot describe the elation and sense of achievement I felt crossing the line. I get the endorphin thing now, it’s taken me 39 years but I get it. Who knew something legal and free could get you so high? I …

Same S**t, Different Day

Today started in the usual way with Jude screaming like a banshee at 5am. You just have to hear it to believe a noise so ghastly can come from such a cute little boy. Think screeching caged monkey high on crack and you might be close. The boys have been …

Not Dumb But Definitely Dumber

Since the birth of my first child, I’d say my IQ has probably halved. I have taken ‘baby brain’ to a whole other level and sometimes I feel like the village idiot. It’s no secret that Mums feel a bit foggy when they have a newborn, but is it supposed …

Holiday Hell

It’s that time of the year when Rob and I decide what to do for Christmas. Living overseas means no decisions have to be made over whose family we spend it with so we’re free to travel wherever we like. Our family holidays are infamous for going spectacularly wrong. Cancelled …

A Hoarder I Am Not

  Today I started clearing out our basement – two small rooms crammed full of accumulated crap. Most of it is boxes of stuff we packed when we left Australia in 2007 which I never got around to unpacking because I was too busy getting pregnant and churning out babies. …

Lets Talk About My Handbag

A couple of months ago Rob and I had a long weekend in Paris. I’d be lying if I didn’t say one of the highlights of our trip was the exchange of money for the delicious handbag pictured above. I adore handbags. Love them. I get a warm fuzzy feeling …

Location, Location, Location

Once upon a time there was a young woman in her early twenties. One day she and her then boyfriend drank too much beer and decided to get a tattoo. A small Egyptian Ankh. She chose to have it on her belly next to her hip bone so it would …

Worcestershire Chocolate

I think it’s fair to say that I have an unhealthy relationship with food. I am going to re-phrase that. I have absolutely no self-control whatsoever when it comes to sugar and chocolate. Today I went walking with a friend of mine and I was telling her about how I …

Airport Farewell

Today my Mum flew back to Sydney after spending three months with us in London. She comes every year so I’m used to having to say goodbye, but it never gets any easier. I’m not normally an overly emotional person but something weird happens to me at airports. I turn …

Restaurant Hell

Tonight we took the kids and my Mum out for Holly’s birthday and also Mum is going back to Australia this week so it was a farewell dinner as well. We thought we’d kill two birds with one stone because my nerves simply don’t have the fortitude for two restaurant …

Surviving Your Child’s Birthday Party

  Today we had Holly’s 9th Birthday party. It went really well, the girls all had a great time and I didn’t have to call my therapist even once. Not even a text message. Winning! If I’m honest, with four kids birthday parties are a giant pain in the arse …

Wellies, Boobs And Fireworks

Tonight we went to the bonfire night that’s held every year in the park at the end of our street. I usually avoid it like the plague because it’s basically a fun fair in the mud with a few dodgy fireworks to watch … and I really hate mud. But …